vondell-swain: i’m sick of popular music, popular music is all a bunch of shit, that’s why i love the beatles, the literal best-selling band in the history of music
So I only recently watched all the LotR films, (I have no idea what took me so long because they are amazing) and I feel really late to the party, but Hi I’m Meaghan, and I have so many Sam feels and The Return of the King is my favourite, and I bought all three books today and I am so excited to read them! Ahh.
shrek. 16. bi. onions. mud. swamps. gross things. fuck lord farquad. fuck humans. fuck fairytale creatures. i dont need anyone but myself. i eat bugs and eyeballs i truly do not give a fuck. follow for follow.
defeating: I’m that annoying person that you don’t talk to but won’t stop replying to your posts
Me: I think I'll read The Fault in Our Stars again.
Heart: Don't you dare.
Heart: Don't you dare do that to me again.
queefjerkey: my hidden talent is letting all of my homework and other obligations pile up until the very last minute so i can crack under the pressure and have a mental breakdown
okonokos: Ladies call me Tumblr, cause I ruin everything within 5 minutes.
jackiefarrell: top 5 most useful majors: old money president wall street broker media conglomerate CEO being good friends w/ jay-z
xvxavier: If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t a nice guy. You’re a passive aggressive beta with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex.
joshishollywood: People really like to excuse their actions on the internet with “it’s just the internet” but quite frankly I think that the way that you act when you genuinely believe your actions are of no consequence says much, much more about you than you might be willing to reveal to others
“As you’re aware it’s my birthday tomorrow” No I was not aware, but thanks for the reminder!
titillatingtits replied to your post: You American’s are so lucky, Snowpatrol and Ed… THEY ARE IN AUSTIN OMG I LIVE IN AUSTIN YES GOOD EVEN IF YOU CANT GET TICKETS STAND OUTSIDE THE VENUE COS THEY COME OUT AFTER EVERY SHOW!!!
You American’s are so lucky, Snowpatrol and Ed Sheeran in one gig.