Who says it can't be real?

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Wed, 22 May 2013 22:07:13 +0100

Not all those who wander are lost.: gatzzby: You’re not a REAL Gatsby fan unless you’ve read the book....

Wed, 22 May 2013 16:24:53 +0100

Not all those who wander are lost.: gatzzby: You’re not a REAL Gatsby fan unless you’ve read the book....:

You’re not a REAL Gatsby fan unless you’ve read the book. Unless you’ve read every Fitzgerald book. Unless you’ve read their early drafts, mailed to you by Fitzgerald himself. Unless you first read Gatsby when Scott handed it to you in a Parisian bar in 1925, apologising for the…

Run Sophie Run [x]

Wed, 22 May 2013 14:44:21 +0100

Run Sophie Run [x]

lettucefetish: i basically assume that people don’t like me unless they explicitly tell me they...

Wed, 22 May 2013 14:43:50 +0100

lettucefetish:

i basically assume that people don’t like me unless they explicitly tell me they like me and then periodically remind me

jwisser: thepasta-nerada: vvrathia: the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at...

Wed, 22 May 2013 14:43:33 +0100

jwisser:

thepasta-nerada:

vvrathia:

the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot

and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like

This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.

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Wed, 22 May 2013 14:15:25 +0100

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Wed, 22 May 2013 12:12:53 +0100

feistie: A kid was walking around school wearing this today and...

Tue, 21 May 2013 18:53:16 +0100

feistie:

A kid was walking around school wearing this today and didn’t receive a single comment from administration.

Meanwhile, I was pulled over twice by them to mention how “incredibly short” my bottoms were.

Last time I checked, my shorts don’t reference blowjobs.

Quit sexualizing things that aren’t meant to be suggestive.

“The dedication of this book is split seven ways: to Neil, to...

Tue, 21 May 2013 13:09:02 +0100

“The dedication of this book is split seven ways: to Neil, to Jessica, to David, to Kenzie, to Di, to Anne…”

All black at the white shows,White shoes at the black...

Tue, 21 May 2013 11:20:28 +0100

All black at the white shows,
White shoes at the black shows.
Green card for the Cuban links;
Y’all sit back and enjoy the light show.

sfux: i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together

Tue, 21 May 2013 11:20:18 +0100

sfux:

i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together

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Tue, 21 May 2013 11:19:51 +0100

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Tue, 21 May 2013 11:17:53 +0100

lonelywhiteasian: my dash is dead so i’m gonna liven it up with some fun, family-friendly text...

Tue, 21 May 2013 11:17:44 +0100

lonelywhiteasian:

my dash is dead so i’m gonna liven it up with some fun, family-friendly text posts. let’s start this off, shall we? what’s brown and sticky?…. …. you guessed it…. … a stick! hahaha we’re all having fun here

dumpsterfetus: WOWA how slut t of teh whore not like a bo y...

Tue, 21 May 2013 02:45:52 +0100

dumpsterfetus:

WOWA how slut t of teh whore not like a bo y SLUT!! HAS SE X WITH EVERYOEN!! WANTS TOBE FRIEND!!!

sirseahorse: stabsinthe: if gatsby wrote a letter to nick it would be addressed to “old sport”...

Tue, 21 May 2013 02:41:55 +0100

sirseahorse:

stabsinthe:

if gatsby wrote a letter to nick it would be addressed to “old sport” because i firmly believe gatsby doesnt know nicks name

#it’s at that awkward phase where it’s too late to ask him

ohitsjustkim: iamkissedbyfire: I HAVE NEVER REBLOGGED...

Tue, 21 May 2013 02:35:28 +0100

ohitsjustkim:

iamkissedbyfire:

I HAVE NEVER REBLOGGED SOMETHING SO FAST.

i think this is how biebs sees himself in his head constantly

thefrogman: Buttersafe by Raynato Castro and Alex Culang...

Tue, 21 May 2013 02:30:08 +0100

thefrogman:

Buttersafe by Raynato Castro and Alex Culang [website | twitter]

"You mean the generation that paid three times as much for college to enter a job market with triple..."

Mon, 20 May 2013 17:50:06 +0100

“You mean the generation that paid three times as much for college to enter a job market with triple the unemployment isn’t interested in purchasing the assets of the generation who just blew an enormous housing bubble and kept it from popping through quantitative easing and out-and-out federal support? Curious.”

- When comments are better than the article, Atlantic edition (“The Cheapest Generation: Why Millennials arent’ buying cars or houses, and what that means for the economy”)

Priceless.

(via lauraemily)

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Mon, 20 May 2013 17:47:52 +0100